Oh Wellesley...

Regardless of the fact that I do happen to be one, I will never understand women.

Ever.

Because we just don't make any sense.

So, McCain announced that he's picked Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his Vice-President. Palin is, to the naked eye at least, a woman.

One would think that Wellesley students would be pleased. That, y'know, while Hillary "Glass Ceilings Hurt When You Hit Your Head On Them" Clinton can't win a nomination, we might see a woman as VP in 2004. Putting a dent in that "glass ceiling." And, given how VPs like to run for President, there's a shot at Clinton v. Palin for 2012.

No.

We at Wellesley are offended by McCain choosing a woman. How DARE he choose a woman! The bastard. Because, really, he had no reason to choose her aside from the fact that she's got tits, and it appeals to women voters to vote for someone with tits. The fact that she has a reputation as a maverick, separates his campaign from Bush, and appeals to those independent voters has nothing to do with it whatsoever.

I want people to argue, but mostly the Wellesley Republicans (closeted bunch they are) are too busy reeling over the fact that he didn't pick Romneykins.

So... where do I stand?

Not sure, still. Emotionally, I can't bring myself to vote for Obama. I don't trust him. I don't think he has any fiscal sense. And, while this is the same as hating the Yankees not because they suck pond scum, but because of the FANS, I've started to despise Obama Supporters. However, McCain, socially, hurts me a little inside. Internationally, I'm frightened he's going to really fuck something up.

At this point, there may not BE voting from me. As much as I believe that I've got the power and should use it...
a) I don't trust either candidate
b) I still haven't found time to register. Nag me when I'm not heading to college.

Remember, folks: Power Corrupts. Absolute Power? Still Pretty Fucking Nifty.

L